18 hole flu

A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.

"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."

"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."

by mcb1971 September 4, 2013

Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012

Brown hole junky.

One who cannot get enought of a place they should not be.

That guy is a Brown hole junky.

by TBonePicket July 23, 2011

performance enhancing hole

wakes you up in the morning

the industry prince requires some performance enhancing hole (mommy’s soaked)

by franchise22 May 27, 2023

cordless hole puncher

any type of pew pew

"there are two types of people in this world: those who carry cordless hole punchers, and those who don't."

by beam of the moon June 27, 2023

hole expansion pack

when you finger her asshole with one hand and finger her vagina with the other hand and then stick both of your hands in her mouth.

i gave her a hole expansion pack. her holes are bigger now.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 12, 2023

Show Hole Spackle

A single or limited series show or program that can be used to provide temporary relief from the abysmal withdrawal one experiences after completing a long running beloved series only to find nothing else on the binge-watching horizon (aka Show Hole).

Also can be used to refer to any other activity used expressly for dealing with Show Hole related trauma.

"I have nothing to watch until the next season of Stranger Things drops next week!! I think there is a single series on Dahmer that would make good Show Hole Spackle"

by much2rell January 5, 2023