Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012

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Brown hole junky.

One who cannot get enought of a place they should not be.

That guy is a Brown hole junky.

by TBonePicket July 23, 2011

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Show Hole Spackle

A single or limited series show or program that can be used to provide temporary relief from the abysmal withdrawal one experiences after completing a long running beloved series only to find nothing else on the binge-watching horizon (aka Show Hole).

Also can be used to refer to any other activity used expressly for dealing with Show Hole related trauma.

"I have nothing to watch until the next season of Stranger Things drops next week!! I think there is a single series on Dahmer that would make good Show Hole Spackle"

by much2rell January 5, 2023

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Hipsters Glory Hole

A hipsters glory hole is :

A hole carved into a tree, for the sake of masturbatory activities.

Oh man, did you hear about the new Hipsters Glory Hole in the oak up on the hill? I heard martha talking about how hard her husband had enjoyed it the other night.

by ThumpGaming July 25, 2023

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