Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021
Get the Douche-dickmug. Douche Canoe (noun): A self-absorbed, obnoxious individual who drifts through life on a raft of arrogance, bad takes, and an utter lack of self-awareness. Often mistaken for a human, but upon closer inspection, closely resembles a sentient, poorly groomed toe with an attitude problem because he likely sat on a pinecone.
Example: Kyle, the human embodiment of a stubbed toe, leaned back in his chair, manspreading like he was claiming land, and loudly explaining why everyone else was wrong about literally everything. Between flexing his "elite genetics" (despite looking like a swollen big toe) and hitting on anything that moved, he remained blissfully unaware that the entire room was desperately hoping for a strong gust of wind to carry his douche canoe far, far away.
by Sassenach March 14, 2025
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Get the Douchemug. by anitdouche August 26, 2011
Get the Douche Houndmug. troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.
by kennipat March 7, 2009
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Get the Douchemug. Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.
Me: “Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?”
The World: “Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.”
Me: “Bro that’s a bummer!”
The World: “He can eat shit.”
The World: “Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.”
Me: “Bro that’s a bummer!”
The World: “He can eat shit.”
by PDSuckswanker March 12, 2024
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