willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.

Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!

by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016

donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.

Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."

by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016

Arabian crystals

Dried cum on someone's face and or hair from wearing Arabian goggles. Usually discovered the next morning.

After a long night of wearing my husband's Arabian Googles, I had to comb the Arabian crystals out of my hair the next morning.

by Barefoot&boots August 25, 2016

Stink crystals

When an individual sits on an upholstered surface and releases a previous persons fart that has been trapped in the fabric.

Dang, somebody left some intense stink crystals in this couch.

by LouMack July 7, 2016

nipple-cryp

A of bad character.These people are also " try hards". Not many people like nipple-cryps except for other nipple-cryps.

" Eww! Don't talk to her she's a nipple-cryp."

by It's Eli 604 January 8, 2017

Jon Cryer

American actor. Mostly famous for playing Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men.

Jon Cryer is the perfect potrayal of alan

by superbobble.com April 13, 2017

Crap crying

1.fake crying;lying about something by crying or to get attention
2.crying for something so ridiculous and the person means it
3.crying to get your way (in a bad way not like if somethings not working and u want it to work so u get upset and cry)

"She's just crap crying to get her way"

by Idk I am me August 23, 2017