Legit as BALLS

Something so legit that it can only be compared to the male genitalia.

Your mom. Legit as BALLS

by Cojones_ June 12, 2011

Ball Monger

One who is inclined to fondel, lick or otherwise engross oneself in the scrotal sack of another human being. A viable replacement for common insults such as douchebag. i.e. "That guy sucks. He is SUCH a ball monger!"

Our current president is a fucking ball monger

by JLane3551 September 20, 2007

puss ball

1.having dirty pussina come from your vagina
2. Being really dirty and greasy
3. a word used to describe someone that is really really crazy in the pants.

when i had sex with susana last night she was acting like such a puss ball..

tianna is such a puss ball in bed..

that guy over there, he's such a pussball, he never has a shower

by stinkyfish March 10, 2008

gallagher to the balls

1. A term used to describe a situation in which another has done something malicious to you
2. When the term 'breaking my balls' just doesn't suffice

Referring to the 1980's comedian who became well known for smashing watermelons with a large mallet on stage.

See gallagher

John : Hows the divorce goin'?
Matt : She got the house and my car. Just a gallagher to the balls.

Priest : DI me bro
Paly: I'm out of reagents
Priest : Gallagherin' my balls

by Riggzzz December 2, 2009

weak balls

an overreaction; an overly sensitive person;

I tell you, that guy is weak balls. I lightly tapped his shoulder and he fell to the floor crying. He need to grow a vagina, for real.

by PeepersAttack January 14, 2018

balls on me

A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.

Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!

by Bigdaddy15 April 11, 2014

Bologna balls

A term used to describe a person whose simple action shows great courage and/or enthusiasm but lacks follow through or any sort of skill, most often ending in disaster. Much like bologna.

A person tries to jump over a deck chair, hits their shoe on said chair, landing squarly on their collar bone. This would be the time to say: "way to go bologna balls!"

by billy sunday June 11, 2010