Dirt Ball

A Dirt Ball, colloquially referred to as DB, describes a person or persons who share a complete and utter disregard for social norms when it comes to maintaining an acceptable hygienic appearance. They may drool while talking, unknowingly wipe whatever disgusting matter they may have picked up, touched, stepped in or been exposed to onto you by the nature of their dirtballiness, or pull you backwards into the dirt, soiling your clean clothes. They often find humour in their status as a Dirt Ball (DB).

Dude #1- "Oh My God, Ben, what the heck are you doing!?"

Dude #2- "Bah, hih, hih, hih, hih, hih, ha!"

Dude #1- "Dude, get away from me you freakin' DIRT BALL!!!!"

by Itchy Law November 1, 2011

Coconut balls

When a man's (nutsack,jewels,balls) are so huge and hairy,and his dick is so small in lengh and width.That his dick seems to hide in between them.

Guy:I wanna lick you from the inside out.
Girl:Oh yeah, I want your dick in me too, thrusting in and out making me cum all over your face!
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl:Yeah baby..
Guy:Okay then.
"Guy unzips pants"
Girl:oh yeahh I bet your shaft will break me in two!!!
"Guy pulls his huge balls and tiny shaft out"
Girl:Where's your dick? Is it hiding in between those coconut balls?
Guy: Yeah, and I bet you want every bit of it!
Girl uhmm hell no, I think you need some viagra, and a ball reduction.

by ursexfiend August 22, 2011

Cod Balls

A term that describes the scent of grimy, nasty, or sweaty balls. The opposite of "fish-taco".

When I'm, working hard and my balls get sweaty I gotta get down there and mix those Cod Balls up.

by Data J September 3, 2009

Ball wax

noun

a thick smelly waxy layer of sweat a man gets on his scrotum when he doesnt shower for a certain period of time

ugh i have a bad case of ball wax after that shower strike

by evilreeese February 28, 2010

mother of balls

a mother that has sons

Do you have sisters?
No i have a mother of balls

by Orlando0617 May 20, 2009

nazzi ball

a sport originated in america in the early 2000's. requires one bouncy ball and one or two teams of three. The sport is played in extreme conditions, for example a flight of stairs or a parade or even a rave. You hit the bouncy ball off walls and other objects with out letting it bouncy twice or leave the out of bounds area for five seconds. once good enough you can play with an opposing team that will try to deflect the bouncy ball from you, not allowing you to catch it.

I was playing nazzi ball yesterday and rhonda totaly deflected the ball and caused my team to lose the game.

Hey let's go play nazzi ball in that mosh pit!

by gooberdee73 October 25, 2009

gallagher to the balls

1. A term used to describe a situation in which another has done something malicious to you
2. When the term 'breaking my balls' just doesn't suffice

Referring to the 1980's comedian who became well known for smashing watermelons with a large mallet on stage.

See gallagher

John : Hows the divorce goin'?
Matt : She got the house and my car. Just a gallagher to the balls.

Priest : DI me bro
Paly: I'm out of reagents
Priest : Gallagherin' my balls

by Riggzzz December 2, 2009