Alex

They all have an amazing 82 inches but only 5’4 but the sweetest person u will meet

Mark : oh my it’s Alex, I’ve heard he’s got 82 inches

by Quinncolemon June 05, 2022

Alex

Has a 47 inch cock can steal everybody’s girl and is sexy as fuck the sexiest men alive

Alex is sexy as fuck and his cock too big I can’t fit it in my mouth

by Hugge69 November 24, 2021

Alex

takes it raaaa up mans batty bc he like it nice and sweet uh uh yeah man good puss

batty man alex

by scotty salt March 15, 2022

Alex

One specific Alex from Vancouver has the worlds largest penis, every woman who has ever seen him has instantly creamed their pants, even the female doctor who delivered him. Many think he is the next Christ but that is an insult to the greatness that is Alex. He can fly, and when he orgasms his sperms shoot directly into the ovaries and impregnate all the eggs at once and his lover detonates with pleasure.

I’m alex

by Scarlett Johansen November 23, 2021

Alex

A super hot and smart guy. Usually has a girlfriend named Faith. Will attract your attention.

Person 1: Bro did you see that guy over there?!
Person 2: Yah, that's probably an Alex

by Peepeeeater69 December 04, 2019

alex

wait who’s that again I forgot

someone: hey! Remember Alex, ur ex?
me: wait who’s Alex??

alex basically never existed love.

by mercury?. September 23, 2022

Alex

The friend that will be your friend for nine years then just dump you like poop because they're a dung beetle. Also thinks that they're better than you because you have an android phone and they have an apple.

"Wow, you're being such an Alex right now."

by 5sospackets March 18, 2021