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18 hole flu

A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.
"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."

"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."
by mcb1971 September 4, 2013
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Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.
Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."
by fancywench February 14, 2012
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Brown hole junky.

One who cannot get enought of a place they should not be.
by TBonePicket July 23, 2011
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performance enhancing hole

the industry prince requires some performance enhancing hole (mommy’s soaked)
by franchise22 May 27, 2023
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cordless hole puncher

any type of pew pew
"there are two types of people in this world: those who carry cordless hole punchers, and those who don't."
by beam of the moon June 27, 2023
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hole expansion pack

when you finger her asshole with one hand and finger her vagina with the other hand and then stick both of your hands in her mouth.
i gave her a hole expansion pack. her holes are bigger now.
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Cats bum hole

When u roll and the paper goes over the filter and it looks like a (cats) bum hole
Give me your lighter I need to burn off the cats bum hole
by Dig priz June 12, 2018
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