by i6y November 21, 2021
Get the jmug. Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
Get the Maroon Hairy Jmug. 
A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).
Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.
Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.
by Everythingismint September 4, 2023
Get the J-Tizzy Goatmug. A moron named Justin, (formerly nicknamed J-bone) who wastes thousands of dollars buying other people's take-home doses of methadone. What makes J-dōne so fucking stupid is because he believes the 120mg of methadone he already legally receives from a methadone clinic isn't enough, so he wastes lots of money buying methadone from other patients, when as a patient he can easily make a doctor's appointment and get his dose increased legally and since insurance pays for the treatment, there is no need to spend money, dumbass. The most stupid part of J-done`s thought process is there is a blood test called a peak and trough that can be done to confirm if the medication levels are too low and an increase of medication is needed. Stupid fuck
J-dōne just got paid and he's broke again. Fucktard spent $800 this week buying other people's take-homes , but all he had to do was meet with the doctor and ask to increase his methadone dose. If it's no longer helping they're not going to say no, and they can do a blood test to confirm if he's built a tolerance and needs an increase.
by James Westen December 26, 2018
Get the J-dōnemug. J Swizzzzz!!!!!
by Swizzalicious June 14, 2022
Get the J Swizzmug. Means there going to be together for a long time. Probably get married in there 20s or have kids or live In a old folks him together live a happy life an it won't be another teen romance movie it will be a kids romance movie
Jaxon: wanna go out?
Kath: sure
Jaxon: will u marry me?
Kath: sure
Jaxon:Let's have kids one day?
Kath: sure = j+k
Kath: sure
Jaxon: will u marry me?
Kath: sure
Jaxon:Let's have kids one day?
Kath: sure = j+k
by Fml.meka January 26, 2022
Get the J+kmug.