Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

Discord rules

if someone wanted to be added in a private you have to let them if they have a connection with a person in the server

Person 1- you cant be in our server

person 2- but I know steve so i can discord rules say so

person 1- thats true you can be in now

by RuleMastwe07 February 25, 2023

prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession

When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk

by phil-ate-me October 8, 2013

Ja rule

None of the artists pretending to be Ja Rule's friend in the late 90's to early 2000's came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Jasper-Z (the badass gangster) and DMX (the guy that talked about fighting and jail often) were quick to make songs/money with the guy, but didn't stand up to 50 cent when he started to push people in their circle. Instead they ordered popcorn to watch the show (despite calling themselves something like impassive, or the opposite of passive/hardasses). These are not the kind of guys you would want by your side if 50 cent walked into a bar ready to fight somebody in real life, not if their real life behavior was anything like what they did with their music industry "friend".

If ja rule was at a bar with Jay-Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, he'd be fucked, he'd have to give up his seat to 50 cent without any other option.

by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021

Rule 42068

If it is in any way, shape, or form in Fortnite the entirety of Reddit will search day and night without rest for something else that also contains it, and has arrived prior to 2017, then claim that Fortnite plagiarized it.

Some guy:Hey look Fortnite copied water from Real Life!

Another person:Hey look, Rule 42068 is in effect isn’t it?

by Vortex7523 January 4, 2021

Rule 101 of the internet

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions

Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,

by Papa Ronin July 19, 2020

The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.

You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.

by PheoShayett November 27, 2016