Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

Forest Fire

A game to play with your best mates.

One of your friends light their pubes on fire while the rest try to put it out with their jizz.

Ronald: Hey, wanna play Forest Fire ?

Jammie: Nah, my dick got blisters.

by MF_FK0 September 11, 2020

holly fire

Holly forshaw

Woah did you see that holly fire she was lit bro!

by Samantha970 May 15, 2018

Fire Fight

When two gentlemen face each other with pants down. Both men begin urinating at the same time and fight each other's stream to see whose is stronger.

Andy: I lost the Fire Fight to Brad last night. I'm so humiliated.

by Admin level 7 May 30, 2024

sacrificial fire

When someone gets angry at someone for doing a magic trick in the olden times, and makes a fire with you attached to it like a roast chicken leg.

PERSON: Hello!
YOU: wanna see a magic trick?

PERSON: No! Now you shall die in a sacrificial fire!
YOU: Fuck.

by MirakatFursona January 19, 2025

Fire

Street name for the drug Carfentanil

"Dude, they OD'ed cuz someone cut their dope with fire"

by _theskyishigh January 1, 2022

Rings of fire

The act of eating a very hot pepper (eg Carolina reaper or trinidad moruga scorpion) and feeling

the burn on both rings (eg sphinter and lips) and having your partner give a rimjob afterwards

Man#1 holy crap did you hear that Josh gave his partner the rings of fire?
Man #2 dude thats hot

by Jacksonvillereaper May 13, 2022