How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds

A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!

by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023

Jesse James Donellan

A complete asshole but is amazing good in bed and has a huge slong.

Wow a Jesse James Donellan stole my girl in the nicest way.

by JesseTheBest June 5, 2018

james

A fucking cunt who likes to rape and hump people he is often never loved

friend 1:God here comes james
friend 2:*begins to hump people*

by OpieDaDog March 6, 2022

James 44 from Manchester

someone who is usually well hung, desperate for attention, looks for women in the local Manchester area and isn't afraid to show what he's into

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'showing results for Men looking for women'
'James 44 from Manchester UK'

by Paul Heape May 31, 2018

James

Vote for James Because if you don't vote for James then you are a fucking idiot furry. Vote for James. What are you waiting for? Vote for him NOW!!

If you vote for James, then no more furies will ever exist on the planet.

by BarackobamaVoter February 3, 2024

James Gordon

Usually someone who collects yard ornaments and leave them to sit for the rest of time dose not know how to control himself even tho he is married and will never play the listed prices for fast food usually married to a pat pasty

Damn James Gordon always looking for a discount

by Heyypu August 18, 2019

James

Usually a driver of some kind, taxi/bus driver. Greedy, selfish, likes the sound of his own voice.

Don't be a James

by Justsayinghowitis!! August 22, 2024