russian ice pick

The act of defecating in a plastic bag, freezing the poo and then inserting said frozen turd into a nice eastern European ladies twat.

Why buy a rabbit? She loves the russian ice pick.

by babsisababe February 12, 2015

Fun and iced

Something that is a thrilling fun activity and or thing.

Let’s go do something fun and iced

by funandiced May 28, 2022

Break the Black Ice

Time for sleep
Time for prayers
Time for dusk
Dust in eyes
Grinning jaws
Grit in teeth
All things pass
Death and deeds
Break the black ice
In this earth
In this town
In this land
In this hour
In this time
For this age
In this flesh
In this joining

Break the black ice
In this spasm
In this jerk
In this crib
A little death
For this boy
Little screams
A little blood
A tattooed rune
Break the black ice
In this kiss (not mine not yours)
In this curse (not mine not yours)

by Death Menace July 31, 2023

ice pack

a common medical item that can virtually bring back the dead.

student during PE : i broke my femur

school nurse : take an ice pack

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR August 17, 2022

Ice cream

The proof that heaven exists

Child: Mom, I am tired of taking out the trash
Mom: *shows ice cream*
Child: gimme that trash!

by I gave up formal definitions January 12, 2018

a cheap lemon ice lolly

What did you expect, it's a cheap lemon ice lolly.

...because the smiling lady on the van had asked Harry what he wanted before the could hurry him away, they bought him a cheap lemon ice lolly.

by nyal4gyaalv January 29, 2025

ICE

Immigration Customs And Enforcement Is Something That Exist In The United States Of America, They Are A Squad Of People That Are Almost Similar To The “Cops” “FBI” Or “Feds” But Different. They Want To Protect The US From Anybody Who Randomly Get Over The Border With Out Going To The Airport By Plane And Passport Just Get Themselves In Trouble And Get Deported Back To Their Country Or A Random Country. And They Could Also Deport Anyone Out The Country Only If They Not An American Citizen, They Are In All States. Just Get Ready And Do Not Get Deported If You Don’t Have Citizenship And Green Card Because You Could Go To Jail Also Passport Is Another Thing That Allows People In The Country.

Random Person: “What A Good Day Today To Step Outside And Get Some Fresh Air.”
ICE: Young Man Are You An American Citizen Of The United States Of America.
Random Person: Oh Yes I Am An

American Citizen.
ICE: “!!Alright Good Because If You Ain’t A US Citizen Don’t Worry In New York Mayor Eric Adams Will Want A Talk To You, Also We Will Deport You To Any Country Or Your Home Country.” What The Fuck Ever!!!!
Random Person: “Just Fucking Why You Guys Going To Be On My Dick, Think I Am Illegal Go Talk To Donald Trump The 47th U.S. President Of The United States. Best Man In The World To Be Respectfully A Citizen Of This Country And A President Who Keep The TikTok App From Getting Banned. Bet You All Do Not Like TikTok To Be In The Country Of The United States Because It Belongs To “Illegals”. ABC 7 Eyewitness News Can Get Deported Out Of New York City, United States And Be Sent To Europe And Rest Of The Other Countries In The World And Be In Mars, Jupiter And Venus, Even On Top Of The Earth For A Broadcast.”

Thank You Donald J. Trump For Being The President In The United States Because I Could Still Watch TikTok, Still Could Make Toll Evasion $10.00 Leave New York. Make Life Better As President And Thank You For Signing A Deal Making ICE Protect The Country, I Am Never Getting Deported.

by 21jay January 30, 2025