Pooh Bearing

Getting high while watching disney movies

"Dude I was totally pooh bearing it last night while watching Ariel."

by Gerbooty May 5, 2015

Brazilian bear trap

Inviting a person to sit upon one’s lap, only to move one’s legs out of the way, making the other person sit on one’s genitals

Yesterday I tricked Alex into sitting on my balls with a Brazilian bear trap

by Qwsdfvbni June 23, 2023

Space Bear

A tired age regresser

"Awe is the little Space Bear ready for a nap?"

by B4by Sp4c3 B34r August 2, 2023

2 bears one cave

2 hairy men indulging in sexual intercourse in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears one cave with me I always win.

by The Mottanator 400 December 1, 2023

Bear

A cute ass amazing human being that deserves all love! He is the most amazing adorable dane ever!

Bear is qt

by Stine_snuppa September 18, 2019

Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed

We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him

by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019