Tea-Water

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.

1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

asparagy water

water from cooked asparagus
per sip you become and look 5 years younger
GREAT for old

"omg wtf are u drinking"
"asparagy water i don't want to lie online anymore"

by WDNC August 12, 2022

Water under the Bridge

A prison term predominately used in Idaho. It is when two men nut in a container and then they begin bridging over the semen.

“Yo bro I’m bored what’s the move”
“We can try doing the water under the bridge method”

by ZM4 May 5, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

leftover water

Human urine. It's what we don't need and is what's leftover. I know there are some people who are into the "waterworks" but let's not get on about that just yet.

All afternoon, Kathy was drinking a 2 liter of diet soda with a straw and eating smoked salmon much to the displeasure of her coworkers. The only time they felt better was when she when to provide the toilet with her leftover water.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

• Vodka
• Water

Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later

by SammyHammy May 25, 2023