Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025

targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.

"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"

by Married2aScott September 18, 2020

Redneck water balloon

A walmart bag filled with water tied off by the handles and flung.

Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.

by EMJE1234 April 1, 2021

Philadelphia water balloon

Pissing in a butthole

It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.

by Donell Worthington December 26, 2019

water slide

it’s a slide meant to use when you are at a water park and has water in it that leads you to a pool of water

Look at that big water slide

by Clairvoyant tickle May 1, 2025

Bandaid water

A very weak person(like weak tea)

Oh my goodness, the last time there was an issue he was bandaid water and couldn’t even defend himself.

by CoCo1777 July 6, 2025

apartment watering can

a 2-litre soda bottle filled with water and with holes poked on the top, perfect for watering some plants in an apartment with no hose.

Papa please teach me on how to make a apartment watering can.

by RupertCambridge February 6, 2023