My third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the third-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug. "You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."
Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
Get the Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortablemug. No matter how obvious a video is staged or fake, if a person points out that it's fake it is effectively guaranteed there will be someone who genuinely believes it to be real.
"I can't believe you felt the need to point this out."
"It's Funty's Law, I didn't call it the video out because it's fake, I called it out because people think it's real."
"It's Funty's Law, I didn't call it the video out because it's fake, I called it out because people think it's real."
by CD1000 August 12, 2025
Get the Funty's Lawmug. 
Get the co-uncle-in-lawmug. Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Get the Jake Piper's first lawmug. 
Get the half-co-cousin-in-lawmug. Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-second-cousin-in-lawmug.