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The Cannonball Slap

The act of hanging on your ceiling fan and dropping a large log into your partner's rectum, thus slapping her innards. The vagina can work too, but she may not like it.
Dude, I totally wanted to The Cannonball Slap to your sister last night.
by Eric DontTryThisAtHome BigDick December 7, 2010
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Star Slap

The act of slapping Starbucks coffee out of someones hand before they have had the opportunity to have the first sip.
I had just gotten my Grande Vanilla Latte when that jerk Star Slapped me.
by Timtard October 3, 2010
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Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.
me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021
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slap

let’s all go get some food
okay slap
by elenaaaaaaaaa October 13, 2019
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slap

Slap / 'slap/

Full acronym:
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After (re-)
Programming

#include stdio.main

execute <slap command>

A slap is a mini reset mechanism. Similar to percussion maintenance of non responsive harware, this intuitive reflex program designed for humans by humans reverts a previously agitated individual to their default quiet state and is often ensued by harsh verbal output. It may serve various auto-correct functions.
The program is partly based off the "if you can't be a good example to others, be a terrible warning for them" algortihm.
sound smite slap scabba daze whoze
by Naig September 25, 2014
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slap

slap your friend
slap
by Mathilde the slap ratdog February 21, 2020
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Sissy-slap

A gentle or soft open-handed hit, often done multiple times.
After my bad joke, my girlfriend sissy-slapped me until I apologized.
by Moyranian October 18, 2011
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