Muddy roll

A term used to define feces that resembles a sushi roll.
After eating that California roll last night, I made my own muddy roll in the toilet.
by RedRocketClark November 06, 2021
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Rolling hill syndrome

When a particularly large individual is speaking nonsense and in the middle of the conversation you ask them if you push them down a hill will they roll?
Person 1: I just think we are different people

Person 2, in order to stop this nonsense conversation says: If I pushed you down a hill would you roll? In other words rolling hill syndrome
by Alphaking711 November 09, 2022
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crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians
A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life
by Bionic_squirty May 09, 2023
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alaskan tootsie roll

The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.
I had to hurry and take a dump out there before it became an alaskan tootsie roll.
by Webster definer March 24, 2024
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roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night
by alfredhopper March 23, 2022
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Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.
Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 09, 2016
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Bausage roll

A very fat animal, typically dogs or cats but it can be any creature
Guy: Bro look at that Bausage roll
Dude: the f●@k is that
Guy: a really fat animal
by 50Pboc December 06, 2022
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