to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

by Sexydimma March 11, 2015

Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

factutory rape

Being raped by how factual such a statement is-Lütz

your mother has the greatest set of tits of all time, and that's factutory rape bro

by lutzenheim March 29, 2015

Tune Rape

To steal a DJs best tunes whilst they are DJing or from a recorded show using an app such as Shazam to identify the track. This is usually done in secret or on the sly so as not to offend the DJ or, so you can ask the DJ to give you the names of tracks that Shazam couldn’t find.

Friend 1 “this is a banging tune!”
Friend 2 “yeah I know bruv, tune raped it off him last week, haha”

by omgitssomeoneelse May 31, 2015

eye raped

Unsolicited dick pic from someone you met online

I was having a nice conversation with this guy I met online until he totally eye raped me.

by bezdin July 11, 2015

Essay Rape

When a person uses essay styles comments , preferably long unending comment to justify his/her argument via social media platforms.

Jamie : Hey, did you see that guy last night on Facebook , randomly commenting on Lisa's status?
Jack : Yeah i thought it was never ending, such a long post man. Dude just Essay raped her facebook.

by Cinkay July 17, 2015

condom rape

When a woman forcefully removes your condom during sex and tries to get herself pregnant against your will. Similar to penetration rape, except, as it is a woman doing it, feminists claim it is justifiable and men should "man up" by (presumably) reporting condom rapists to the police, or pepper spraying them in the face.

My girlfriend tried to condom rape me yesterday. I pulled out my can of mace and sprayed her. She called the police and I got 5 years in jail for assault, and got told by everyone how evil I was for defending myself against a rapist.

by Truth-Seeker666 November 19, 2015