Flamingo Piss

When you are in a sketchy (or any really) public bathroom stall and there is no lock on the door so you have to put your foot up to the stall door to keep it shut.

This cannot be done in a handicap stall.

Dude 1 Man, I had to do the flamingo piss at that truckers stop today

Dude 2 That sucks.

by xX420_WeedMan_420Xx May 22, 2018

Piss pot

Troublemaker

My kitten is such a piss pot!

by BigA01 September 25, 2018

Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.

Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.

by Koshi March 30, 2008

Fortnite pissed

An exclamatory way to state that you are significantly more upset than normal.

Friend: Dude, we’re not drinking beer and slamming soft 6’s tonight

You: I’m fucking fortnite pissed!

by Anonymous123324 June 18, 2025

Piss on a sparkplug

When you’re the boss and want to appear as a bad ass, but you have no idea how to fix a problem… you can say this openly to the group, knowing a subordinate can fix the issue and giving them control of the situation.

We can’t launch!?! I’d piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!

by Justzisguyyaknow November 30, 2022

Pirate piss

Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice

The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.

by Buttered Sausage June 10, 2024

Cat piss stick

Another name for marijuana

Bro bass that Cat piss stick I wanna be so high I can touch the sky

by NewYorksFinest October 5, 2020