Call my grandma

A subtle and sly way to say you need to take a shit.

I'll be back in a couple minutes, I just need to call my grandma

by serum114 October 31, 2010

busts my buffers

Bust my buffers is a phrase used to express annoyance. Alternative to "grinds my gears".

Tony: I have a massive scratch on my phone screen. It's really busts my buffers!

by yer mum succ bum January 11, 2019

Munch my snunch

its like when a guy says "suck my dick" except its for a girl to say.

my manager told me if i dont stop yelling stuff hed write me up so i said, " munch my snunch bitch!" Indeed.

by The Brook Metcalf January 9, 2008

Throw my pen

Basicly means you would or would not tap that.

Comes from the amazing pick up technique where you throw your pen near a girl and then go collect it, but start a conversation while your there.

Person 1: Wow that Girl in the far corner is fucking retarded.
Person 2: I'd still throw my pen at that

by Rowan's special freind September 25, 2011

My balls itch

A universal sentiment spoken by every single man and boy in the world (in every language possible).

English: Fuck, my balls itch!
Spanish: ¡Joder, me pican las bolas!
French: Putain, mes boules me démangent !
Italian: Cazzo, mi prudono le palle!
Latin: Fute, pilae meae prurigine!
German: Scheiße, meine Eier jucken!
Dutch: Verdomme, mijn ballen jeuken!
Afrikaans: Fok, my balle jeuk!
Finnish: Vittu, palloni kutittaa!
Swedish: fan, mina bollar kliar!
Russian: Бля, у меня яйца чешутся!
Slovak: Do riti, svrbia ma gule!
Bulgarian: По дяволите, сърбят ме топките!
Turkish: Kahretsin, taşaklarım kaşınıyor!
Armenian: Ջի՛մ, գնդիկներս քոր են գալիս:
Hebrew: לעזאזל, הביצים שלי מגרדות!
Greek: Γάμα, οι μπάλες μου φαγούρα!
Arabic: اللعنة ، الكرات بلدي حكة!
Korean: 젠장, 내 볼이 가렵다!
Chinese: 操，我的蛋蛋好痒！
Japanese: クソ、私のボールがかゆい！
Vietmese: Mẹ kiếp, quả bóng của tôi ngứa!
Indonesian: Persetan, bolaku gatal!
Sanskrit: चोदतु, मम कन्दुकाः कण्डूयन्ते!
Hindi: भाड़ में जाओ, मेरी गेंदों में खुजली!
Mongolian: Новш, миний бөмбөг загатнаж байна!
Igbo: Chei, bọọlụ m na-egbu mgbu!
Urdu: بھاڑ میں جاؤ، میری گیندوں کو کھجلی!
Hawaiian: Fuck, ʻeha koʻu mau pōpō!
Tamiol: ஃபக், என் பந்துகள் அரிப்பு!
Yiddish: פאַק, מיינע באָלץ קריצן!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 18, 2022

Tickles my pickle

When something is found pleasing.
Can be used in any situation, innocent or not.

"Man, this cheese really tickles my pickle."

by Cactus Slice May 21, 2019

oh my peas

phrase Princess Pea from "Super WHY" says whenever something goes wrong. A less offensive way of saying "Oh my God"

Oh my peas, why is that hare upside down?

by Karen Stickney November 14, 2007