catch me crying

Basically meaning that you’re really upset over something and you’re crying

Bro I’m so sad, catch me crying

by Skjsojws May 7, 2019

barf me out

Is “gag me with a spoon” not enough to express contempt? If you really want people to know your level of physical revulsion, you can’t do better than this.

He’s wearing jam shorts to church? Barf me out!

by Rawwmatic May 10, 2019

stomp me out

Asking someone to stomp you out is a submissive term begging to submit to them due to their large display of dominance.

Usually a display of bottom energy used by the lesbian community, for example:

“Ugh, I wish Hayley Williams would just stomp me out”

by broughtsexyback December 25, 2019

Stroke Me a Chop

A way of asking your friend to hand you over his marijuana quickly in a non polite way. This is usually said at high school by stoners who are craving a buzz and do not have their own marijuana on hand.

Jon - Yo, Thomas, stroke me a chop I'm dry
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!

by Levan Khaouli October 29, 2017

why are you me

When someone does something that you do the same

*Someone eats a whole Easter egg when the serving size is 1/5th of the egg*
If you would do the same you would say
"Why are you me"

Why is ____ ____
When 2 people behave the same
*Rob always says yo yo yo fella when he greets you. You meet a man named Charles and he greets you with the same thing*
"Why is Rob Charles"

by Ipromiseiysnotme April 22, 2017

carry me to bethlehem

When someone is exhausted and the sling their arms around someone else's neck and call out "Carry me to Bethlehem" and demand to be dragged along by the other person.

Mary: Oi Josheph ma legs are fuckt! "Carry me to Bethlehem"
Josheph: Carry yerself ya fat cooow

by Scottish Jezus February 21, 2018

Moisturize Me Daddy

When a girl is really horny and want you to fuck her damp pussy.

Briana said moisturize me daddy when I came over.

by White Retard February 6, 2018