Mystery moment

A moment where Mystery kicks children for pleasure and out of sheer boredom.

Did you just see that? That's a Mystery moment
Mys is kicking children again? Mystery moment

by anotlostman April 19, 2021

Bruh Moment

A bruh moment is a certain moment that can last up to a minute. This moment happens when someone says "bruh" or "bruh moment" after something funny or serious happens. This may also be said after someone's recent tragedy.

Billy: My dog died :,(
Bruhnaldo: BRUH MOMENT

by Bruhnaldo September 27, 2019

Keet Moment

A moment when a person does something so inexplicably bimbotic is called a keet moment

E.g. She did not know how to spell his name properly even though there was something to refer to. You could say she had a Keet moment.

by Yes16373 April 19, 2021

*Bruh Moment*

The only appropriate reaction to being 'brother'-zoned on Christmas in Japan.

"Oh, yeah. It was so bad. He got brother-zoned! On Christmas, nonetheless."
*Bruh Moment* ensues.

by Hehe369 February 11, 2020

maddie moment

when you do a thing @skeppycore would for sure do... also follow maddie(@skeppycore) on twitter #maddieto1k thanks

Person A: What’s going on???
Person B: Maddie moment 🙄
Person A: SHUT
Person B: ...maddie moment

by Ghosty Gutsy October 17, 2020

Michelangelo moment

When the tips of two erect penises almost or momentarily touch each other (cf. "The Creation of Adam")

They/He had a Michelangelo moment!

by Kojak_007 August 19, 2019

U.P moment

when a muslim gets lynched for supposedly carrying beef, and because it happens alot in U.P (Uttar Pradesh, a state in Northern India)

Person 1: Yo I heard yet another lynch mob killed a muslim for "carrying beef"
Person 2: U.P moment

by isseML June 14, 2021