Nike Moment

When you act entirely on impulse (probably followed by few thoughts)

Dude, i couldn't help myself! i asked her out, it was a total nike moment

by mcviibe January 11, 2009

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Bisexual Moment

When a person that primarily enjoys opposite gender sex/relationships

finds a Person(s) of the same sex they ' re attracted too

Person 1: Dude did you see that guy over there, he's so hot

Person 2: Bisexual Moment

by LoonieLulu November 15, 2020

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When you use a word you think you know the definition to, but you actually don’t, however you use it anyway because it just sounds right. Later to find out it has the definition of something non-related.

Me: Wow, that guy has a rather large schlong! Friend: Are you talking about his nose? Me: Obviously! Friend: You mean, he has a large schnoz, right? That was a schlong moment!

by Tisdonym October 13, 2020

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Ambulance Moment

A way to gauge whether you are an optimist or a pessimist. When you're by yourself and you realize a general truth such as the word Ambulance being written backwards on the front of the vehicle because it will be recognized by people looking in their rear view mirror. When this happens, optimists will feel smart and pessimists will feel stupid.

I had an Ambulance Moment today while looking at a bottle of beer when I realized that Dos Equis means Two Xes!

by geowmyers June 19, 2022

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Dan Quayle Moment

It describes a moment where someone says, in public, something incredibly stupid and idiotic. It is named after former US Vice President Dan Quayle who had done this on several occasions.

An example of a Dan Quayle Moment by Dan Quayle himself. "If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."

by Stinky Wiselteats October 27, 2015

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