a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act
If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.
by KingsGambit66 July 03, 2009
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Fat Chick Fish Off

Based on a fishing tournament format, the 'Fat Chick Fish Off" is when a group of males go out 'fishing' at a bar or party and attempt to 'catch' as many hefty females as possible. The goal is to catch the biggest female. At the end of the tournament, the fishermen return home for the weigh in. Each fisherman weighs his catch on a floor scale and the one with the most weight, wins the tournament. The fat females are then kicked out and 'released' back into the wild. They can also be eaten if preferred.
John: How did you do in the Fat Chick Fish Off tournament last night?

Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!
by GOJDCJ October 17, 2010
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Whatever Floats Your Fish

A floating fish is a dead fish, hence, an indication that a decision or idea makes an individual worse off.
Luis: "I think I'm going to vote for Donald Trump in the GOP primary."
Isabella: "Whatever floats your fish."
by InRalphLauren July 22, 2015
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Double Fish Face Fucked

When two people grab two fishes and double fuck your face with them
by eyitsmatty January 09, 2022
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2 friends 1 fish

Oscar: Hey dude, look at this video called 2 Friends 1 Fish.
Oliver: I expect it's a video of people eating food.
(A few seconds later...)
Oliver: I am at the wrong place.
by Yiddle Diddle July 23, 2019
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fish taco with sour cream

a fish taco with sour cream is simply a vagina full of cum.

*warning* eat at your own discretion
man... last night i went over to carrie's house and ate me a fish taco with sour cream
by crimson scorch November 26, 2006
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