by FreeSplash January 26, 2019

If you don't play fortnite you basically have no bitches and never touch grass in your whole entire life and if you do play fortnite you do have bitches or not still but you're athletic and you touch a lot of grass. Here's andexample f people that dont play fortnite:
by E01Istroll June 3, 2022

Fortnite is a game that your 8 year old nephew, or even worse, you yourself has an addiction too. When you grow up you realise that you were cringe. Don't play Fortnite.
A: I just spent 300 dollars to buy some V-Bucks on Fortnite!
B: What do you need V-Bucks for?
A: Skins.
B: -and?
A: Yeah that's it.
B: ...
B: What do you need V-Bucks for?
A: Skins.
B: -and?
A: Yeah that's it.
B: ...
by naturally idiotic April 8, 2024

A battle royal game that no one will shut up about. There are 100 players in a match and the last one standing, wins.
by Sparkzy September 25, 2020

A battle royale game so popular and overrated that even the most normie of the Staceys and Chads have tried to jump on the bandwagon.
Stacey: OMG, Harry, you have Fortnite on your iPad? Can you give me an invite please?
Harry: I don’t have any.
Stacey: OMG, like, how could you do that? I just wanna try a game that sounds fun!
Harry: Do you own a laptop?
Stacey: Um, yeah?
Harry: Buy it on laptop then!
Stacey: OMG BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT ON LAPTOP AND WHY WOULD I SPEND ACTUAL MONEY ON SOMETHING I’M GONNA DITCH AS SOON AS THE TREND ENDS?!
Harry: I don’t have any.
Stacey: OMG, like, how could you do that? I just wanna try a game that sounds fun!
Harry: Do you own a laptop?
Stacey: Um, yeah?
Harry: Buy it on laptop then!
Stacey: OMG BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT ON LAPTOP AND WHY WOULD I SPEND ACTUAL MONEY ON SOMETHING I’M GONNA DITCH AS SOON AS THE TREND ENDS?!
by A nerdy geek May 25, 2018

by Engine 4 May 5, 2018

The reason our generation is going to stay virgins forever and it is only played by 12 year old virgins
by property_hunter December 6, 2018
