fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now

Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy

by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018

Stop being a dad and start being a daddy

Most commonly used by girls with overprotective boyfriends, this is an argumentative term to use when a girl finds herself being lectured (like a father would) by her boyfriend instead of being loved (like a boyfriend should.)

Boyfriend : I will not allow you to go out tonight and party, period, do you understand?

Girlfriend: Stop being a dad and start being a daddy!

by LoganHarlock January 21, 2018

OMG DADDY ITS SO BIG!

ITS SOMETHING BIG AND ROUND........
GUESS AGAIN.....
ITS A PAPER TOWEL ROLL💀💀💀💀
what did u think it was?
',:|

OMG DADDY ITS SO BIG! thanks honey ur gonna use it tonight >:)

by YOU_MAY_HAVE_COK&BALLZ_BUT_YOU_AINT_GOT_TORCHER!!! July 25, 2022

ugly senpai big boy daddy and pretty

the 5 words berry uses to describe sergio aka killsmartyr! 😍😍

coratilley: berry what are 5 words to describe sergio
berry: ugly senpai big boy daddy and pretty!

by intraduct1on February 17, 2023

Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?

A lighthearted way of asking someone if an ongoing problem has yet been addressed. From a question asked President Barack Obama by his daughter, Malia, in regard to the disastrous 2010 British Petroleum / Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

"Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" the farmer's wife asked her husband after he came back from trying yet again to get the neighbor's horses out of the cornfield.

by maximo hudson May 27, 2010

BEAT ME DADDY EIGHT TO THE BAR

Exclamtion form the excitement of something accomplished, usually from atheletes

Team members from a football club, after winning a game, would give a high 5 and say "Beat me daddy eight to the bar."

by jan TAYLOR March 6, 2005

Do i look like your Daddy?

It's used when you have zero tolerance for other people's fakeness or when they throw tantrums in front of you believing you will bow down. It can also be used when anyone bullies you.

This phrase comes out from a vine video.

X- do my homework. I have this new movie that i want to see.
Y- do i look like your Daddy? Do you own homework douche.

by Bitchempress June 17, 2018