dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)

person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr

by daves cakes lover August 25, 2022

Grant's Cake

Grant likes some cake. Especially ones by his dad. It makes him feel bloated.

Damn Grant's Cake is impressive don't you think so?

by _y.kim October 11, 2020

Caked!

The action of getting cake all over your face is called being ‘Caked’. A exclamation mark (!) is added if it’s from another person or if it is a prank.

Me : “you got Caked!”
Friend : “aww man, now I have cake all over my face…”

by CakedPie June 4, 2022

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025

Yellow Cake

Bad intel, or a claim of wrong knowledge.

It's yellow cake, proclaims the the man in response to the inaccurate statement of fact.

by pornstitute February 6, 2024

cake

let's cook a cake without recipe

masterchef cake moment

by MarioFungo March 23, 2022

Salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

A cursed and nightmarishly chaotic Mincraft food item, salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake is an aburdly combined creation made by fusing

steak+pork+cod+chicken+carrot+carrot+cookie+pumpkin pie+apple+bread+rabbit+salmon+mutton+baked potato+cake=salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

this grotesquely elaborate and impractical food monstrosity deverse texture, taste, and nutrition properties into a singular surreal, and puzzling concontion.

if any player in the game eats this monstrosity, this bound to necrosis anyone who eats it.

"After Spending hours experimenting with strange recipes in minecraft, Steve have proudly made salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake on a table, a horrifying yet oddly horrifying and oddly fascinating culinary monstrosity made from different conceivable food items in the game... that it start glowing green."

by Mindaugas Valentinavičius December 16, 2024