Spooky Cock

Raping someone in the dark.

Don't go into that poorly light alley, I hear that people get the spooky cock all the time.

by KonkyDongs July 12, 2014

cock-block

when you are gonna get some, but then something stops you..

getting cock-blocked is when your cock gets blocked from getting any.. ex. my mom walked in on me and stopped me from tappin that

by Alec Mudd August 11, 2008

Dog's Cock

Also "dogcock" or "dogscock." British journalese for an exclamation mark (!) due to the visual similarity. Considered vulgar but widely used within the industry.

Mentioned in Lynn Truss's book EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES.

"Can't we get along with just one dog's cock on that banner? Surely three is going over the top."

by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011

balki cock

in general we consider this to be a frat boys penis

Dude, I went to the frat last night, and there was mad balki cock around trying to get all up in my grill.

by shubalkicocklover January 29, 2005

Nice Cock

When all of your homies have big cocks but that one friend does not so you say Hey Bro NICE COCK.

Jim"I have the biggest cock"
Jeff"I also have a big cock"
Fred"Naw fam I have the biggest cock in all the land"
Harold"My cock is ok i guess"
Bill"My cock is small guys"
Everybody else than Bill"Show us"
Bill"See what did I say"
Everybody else than Bill"HEY BRO NICE COCK"

by Axe_Efficiency October 28, 2020

jumbo cock

When a jumbo jet gets struck by lightning while you are masturbating and the molecules in your penis are altered and your cock grows giant metal wings.

"wanna go to walmart?" "Sure, ill take my jumbo cock"

by johhnyawsome April 2, 2010

cock a doodle

To leave. Abbreviated form of 'cock a doodle do one'

"Shall we cock a doodle?"
"Yeah, let's do one."

by Cree$e November 15, 2007