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punjabi slap

The act pf putting curry on your penis and then whipping it onto a persons face.
"I just punjabi slapped todd earlier"

"Eat my punjabi slap"
by Greenbones December 20, 2015
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Bitch-Slap

The term "bitch slap" is a slang term meaning slapping an obnoxious or annoying woman. Also In slang, an obnoxious, mean, or disrespectful girl/ woman is known as a bitch
'Bitch-slap' is usually defined as smacking a 'bitch'.
"Hey Jake, what's a bitch-slap?"

"Oh! It's slapping a little bitch."
by Not-so-normal November 15, 2019
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Chris-slapped

The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.
Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!

Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024
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Sun-Slapped

Extremely sun burnt when you wanted to get sun-kissed
Wow Abby got sun-slapped today at the lake!
by Beachy432 March 23, 2023
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Slap your cousin day

Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?

Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow

Arina: happy slap your cousin day
by Your_weird September 7, 2021
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Kentucky Long Slap

When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 7, 2017
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Oscar Slap

When you get slapped after making a joke about someone’s partner.
I made a joke about her lover and she Oscar slapped me.
by FreshWords April 2, 2022
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