Skip to main content

Green Dating

The act of recycling partners within the same dating scene, sort of like musical chairs but with STDs, jealousy, and guilt.
Man, we need to move to a new city. Every eligible girl I know has slept with half of my friends. I don't want to resort to green dating.
by blondefonzie April 9, 2011
mugGet the Green Dating mug.

Green Wipe

this is the art of wiping ones bum, while staying continuously aware about the environment. One will double use toilet paper by double folding and then reusing the paper at hand. One may also bypass the paper and go straight to the shower for the cleanse.
Dude, I did my part to stay green, I just green wiped. I'm like that little bear from the Charmin commercial, you know the one having trouble with the little pieces of paper stuck to his ass.

Hey you ran out of shit tickets, "naw i'm broke, just green wipe and quit bitchin"
by Webster 's Profit December 6, 2010
mugGet the Green Wipe mug.

green gifting

When buying for older people on your shopping list... Get them something you would like.... There's a "chance" you might get it back in a few years.... (when they die)
Helen, I'm green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in Tiffany's last week. I can't wait to wear them to her funeral.
by Rich Apple December 19, 2010
mugGet the green gifting mug.

going green

when a male ages 18-29 becomes erect in sexual manner. Referencing to a unripened green banana, and how it is harden.
Joe was living with a yellow and brown, until he spotted Krissy and began to going green.
by Joerisdre Glitdi September 9, 2010
mugGet the going green mug.

Green favor

A Good Favor, something you can do to help a homie out, a favor that they're good for, not to be confused with greenie favor which refers to weed and money
Hey bro can you do me a green favor?
by SwellyLife September 11, 2010
mugGet the Green favor mug.

green chili dog

Eco-friendly environmentally conscience dog products and services; green pet practices; green dog products and nutritional suppliments; dogs owned by green chili eco-friendly people.
That is a green chili dog bed, it is made out of recycled materials. Look at that green chili dog, his owner is totally picking up after him; that is a green chili dog, he has a green chili for an owner.
by planet green man June 13, 2010
mugGet the green chili dog mug.

green iguana

green iguana is a great restaurant found all over the bay areaof florida with lots of locations it is a bar and grill of which i can speak on behalf of the st. petersburg location that the food is great and prepared everyday always fresh food, and by far the cleanest kitchen i have ever worked in no bug or rodent problems, great prices including burger mondays with $5 half pound burgers cooked over a grill with hickory wood chips and comes with a side of o-rings or fries. and as far as the bar great deals all the time wednesday is the best night to come out to party with dj goofy white kid lots of people great atmosphere check it out or sat nights is ladies night no cover charge for women
i ate at this bar and grill in florida called green iguana, and omg the food was amazing.
mugGet the green iguana mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email