P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Here comes the P-Monster!
by maalimP May 24, 2018
Get the P-Monstermug. 
An alternative to saying a friend's mum is a MILF. Let's be honest most people in the world called Kim are either your friend's hot mum or a member of a family of North Korean dictators. It's Kim P because it sounds like "skimpy"
Origin: A fine ass Sexy woman who lives in Dee Why New South Wales Australia with her gay ass son. How she gave birth to a man who enjoys giving his friends Scoliosis by taking them to movie theatres with shitty seats, we will never know.
Origin: A fine ass Sexy woman who lives in Dee Why New South Wales Australia with her gay ass son. How she gave birth to a man who enjoys giving his friends Scoliosis by taking them to movie theatres with shitty seats, we will never know.
Some guy: "Hey bro your mum is a total Kim P".
Other guy: "Thanks bro, I'll take that as a compliment."
Other guy: "Thanks bro, I'll take that as a compliment."
by Fred Toenails March 17, 2022
Get the Kim Pmug. From park, to drive. it means when someones getting serious and is about go do something big or make a move. (kinda like 0 to 60 / 0 to 100)
by Quandale Dingus July 11, 2022
Get the P to Dmug. 
Stands for passive-aggressive.
by Captain Matt March 28, 2020
Get the p-amug.