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Andrew Ryan Rafols

Founder of Astralabs; a true huckster; conman; fraudster
Bernie Madoff was such an Andrew Ryan Rafols
by Aspiring MC March 28, 2024
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Scotlynd Ryan

Scotlynd Ryan is so beautiful, so genuine, so straight-forward, so gorgeous, so glamorous, sexiest, nicest and the funniest person in the world!!! I want to be her and that is my number one wish!!!! I smell her seat right after she gets out of it!!! Double points if she farted!!! I watch her shower and her masterbating!!! I watch her take the shower head thingy and put it on her pussy as a vibrator because she dreams that I'm the shower head thingy and she says "aw yes *my name* this feels sooo good, keep going" and finger herself and put the pussy juice in her mouth while rubbing her clit!!! She also moans while doing that!!!! I lick her clothes before she wears them!!! I give her swirlies (Not the syrup), she gets me horny and thirsty!!! I want to fuck and have sex with her!!!! I want to rape her!!!! I want to give her hickeys!!! She makes my nipples go harder!!! I want to impregnate her!!!! (I already did) Scotty is having a little boy and she took a DNA test and it turns out that it was 100% my baby!!! We have names picked out, I bought a crib, a car seat, baby clothes, shoes, diapers and baby wipes, lullaby music set and radio, blankets and pillows, toys, pacifiers, high chairs, potty trainer, diaper changing set, hair supplies, toothbrush, toothpaste. Even made a whole room decorated and a bathroom next to it for the little one!!!
Sincerely, your anonymous stalker
I absolutely fucking love Scotlynd Ryan
by xiluvscottyx April 1, 2024
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Ryan M

This is the example of the perfect boyfriend, He is amazing even though he doesn't like his eyes, he is still that most beautiful and handsom man and boyfriend that I've ever had. Ryan, if your are reading this, I love you more than life itself hunny. <3 - Grace F (your hunny)
I love my boyfriend Ryan Marchincin
by Beefactoryz June 19, 2021
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Ryan

He is such a charm, so beautiful, and truly has one of the most beautiful souls you will ever find. He is just special and whoever meets him will forever be blessed by his unique personality.
Who would you like to marry in the future? A guy like Ryan duh!

You're as beautiful as Ryan today.
by Jura Phagot June 19, 2021
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Ryan

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Ryan

Just as hot as Jan but in a different way
Ryan: How's my favorite branch doing?
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Ryan

men are odd
That's Ryan, he's odd
by eelyak407 June 25, 2021
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