Urban Dictionary

-A place where people sometimes come to learn about definitions of terms they hear but have no clue what they mean.
-A one point was a place for people to make questionable jokes.
-Now full of people that believe they are all mighty and righteous for defining Urban Dictionary
-The new home of Mr. Pork (me) who will define every word in the English language the RIGHT way.

Some random person: Hey, remember the urban dictionary?
Other person: (sighs) Yeah?
Some random person: Well, it's getting redefined by this dude named Mr. Pork.
Other person: Let's hope he's better than the last guy.

by The REAL Mr. Pork December 28, 2022

names in urban dictionary

usually extremely inaccurate entries in urban dictionary about irl names, for example "john". these entries say a lot of compliments, usually related to how people with that name are "usually shy at first but then become amazing" or "have huge dicks/boobs". all and all, they're created by people who want to feel better about themselves for people who share their name. i have only found a few actually good entries about names which don't include these stuff

-i just wrote an entry about my names in urban dictionary
-i wanna read it
-k
-bruh wtf is this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website with definitions that are either horny, vulgar, or don't make sense.

Person 1: I looked up carrot on Urban Dictionary and it said it was a word used for/by naïve One Direction fans. And it's a sex toy.
Person 2: Wow, that's crazy. I'll be right back I just need to head to the store.

by What the fuck is up kyle May 17, 2021

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you.

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Person 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you.

Person 2: Haha xD lol me too

by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary to search up slang words.

If the bullies at school are calling you slang names, then go to urban dictionary.

by starwarsfan123 January 5, 2018

urban dictionary

this app. this website. you're on it now. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE DEFINITION.

You are looking up this defenition on urban dictionary.

by the132guy March 24, 2024

Urban Dictionary

An all-around useful site to decode and understand that slang that your friend keeps using

Person 1: wuz poppin b
Person 2: What?
Person 2 : Jus use Urban Dictionary, B!

by karma_whore May 31, 2018