King Kongs Dick

Oscar's Weiner

Oh My God Oscar has King Kongs Dick

by Tiberious Rex July 21, 2009

lion king 1/2

a waste of time and money

"i watched lion king 1/2..."

by Pat and Brandon July 9, 2006

King Kong Complex

When a big(big being tall or large) guy is into short girls.

Jeff is 6'4"
Jeff is dating a girl that is 5'4"
Jeff has a king kong complex

by Stauder September 9, 2009

Martin Luther King-ing

When telling a member of the opposite sex, usually while lying, that you had a dream about them. Generally performed when wishing to initiate, or re-initiate contact with the target.

Dude, I'm totally Martin Luther King-ing this chick right now. Told her I had a dream about her last night and we have a date next week!

by SuperMonkeyManMilkMaid August 12, 2011

Burger king foot lettuce

Number 15.... The least thing you would want is lettuce from someones feet

Burger king foot lettuce

by Batman 👌 April 2, 2018

Jar-eth the goblin king

Jareth the Goblin King but in a jar

Jar-eth the goblin king is an absolute legend

by brianjune November 9, 2019

Burger King Chicken Mitt

When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.

Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.

by AN0SEater March 19, 2020