bump-roll

v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.

An act designed for the lulz.

Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"

Chad: "No, man."

Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."

Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."

by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011

Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.

Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.

by Mr. Thor July 3, 2011

Sausage Rolled

To run your hand over a guys pants during a make out session to check if he has an erection.

Sam kissed him fiercely, by the tempature in the room she could tell things were getting hot but she wouldn't know for sure until she sausage rolled Eric.

by lovedoctor15 October 28, 2011

Jay Rolling

The act of a handicapped person, usually in a wheelchair, crossing the street without using a crosswalk.

That bitch was Jay Rolling right in front of my car! I should have hit her!

by Pickles Ross October 10, 2011

Roll For Persuasion

"Rolling for persuasion" is an attempt in which one person attempts (usually) to convince another person to do something that they most definitely should not do.

Player: "I would like to convince the cultist that they should summon Baphomet instead of that little rinky dinky demon!"
DM: "are you sure?"
Player: yep!
DM: "ok, Roll for persuasion." *sigh*

by SQUDIKUS March 3, 2023

Coal rolling

Coal rolling is a 'Family Sport' in which a badman sits with fam and rolls a block of coal down a hill. The quicker it gets to the bottom. The cooler the Dooper!

'Omg did you see that bois rizzz?'
'Yeah baby he's the coal rolling cowboy of the North'

by Not Deepa March 5, 2023

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023