jizz off

similar to fuck off, but can be said in public places or around a younger audience. Also, must be done with a jacking off hand motion followed by a throwing motion, as if to throw the cum at the person you're telling to jizz off

-Your ass looks fat

-Jizz off, asshole

by idon'thaveanythingclevertoput July 18, 2009

jerk off

NBA fans showing enthusiasm for their team.

"Yeah you even have some jerk off fans trying to screw up a telecast" ~Bob Fitzgerald

by brach512 June 15, 2016

toweling off

(Present tense; verb) The process of quickly and shamefully cleaning oneself after a rigorous mating session. More specifically when a woman pleasures a man or visa versa. This is usually reserved for acts taking place in a dorm, a car or a man's apartment. Also known as a wipedown.

"Yeah, just let me towel off and I'll be right over. Sorry Janie, but I have to run... dodgeball starts in 20 minutes... could you give the couch a wipedown?"

by Funky Winterbean May 20, 2005

Bad Off

A hoe-ish girl , will do anything with anybody , dont care at all nasty

dam , that bitch BAD OFF

by StarBXOTCH January 20, 2011

tricked off

vb.
To do something sketchy to a friend. Usually taking money or leaving them somewhere.

"Dude, Trash tricked us off again."
"What did he do?"
"Left us at this party!"
"Trash is such a trickster."

or

"I gave Zeb 40 bucks and he came back with just one case of beer."
"Man, you got tricked off"

by T-lay! July 5, 2008

Off the clock

What you do on your own free time at lunch during work when you aren't being paid.

Do not do anything n.s.f.w if you're off the clock at work.

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021

Sneak off pound off

The act of strategically leaving into another room, most often the bathroom, while your significant other is in the house to engage in an often thrilling, yet pathetic, session of masturbation.

Dan: Man, last night was close!

Chris: Why, what happened?

Dan: Brenda fell asleep early and I was all boned up, so I had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. Right after I was done, she knocked on the door because she had to shit.

Chris: Man, that's close!

by droopscrotty September 17, 2017