Alin's Law

The ending point in a conversation where one participant introduces consuming one's own bodily waste.

Alin's Law:

Adam: Hey man what's up? Are you going to that show tonight?
Steve: I don't know, who's playing?
Adam: I don't remember, but he eats his own crap.
Steve:silence
Admam: Hello? ...Steve?

by Crapwellz August 31, 2013

co-granduncle-in-law

The husband of one's grandparent-in-law's sister.

My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

pibling-in-law

1- Pibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's pibling.

My pibling-in-law is a good person.

by KNN128 June 15, 2021

co-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's spouse.

co-grandnibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

In-laws

Folks whom are now acquainted with you via marriage to spouse.

Folks whom also swing by on a moments notice & stay entirely too long.

Clem: The ol' lady just told me the in-laws are coming in for 2 weeks.

Hank: That's a pisser, let's go get some beers.

by Urbanasaurus76 February 5, 2021

Von Biesmark's law

How different the opinions of several men may be, they can always agree on one thing: The beauty of a certain woman. In each group of male friends there's always one girl that is objectively super hot. This argument can be used beacause the friends don't want to argue anymore or the subject is too unimportant to argue about.

I don't agree with you, but at least we can agree on Von Biesmark's law. Shari is really pretty.

by sedclev April 17, 2017

stepgrandniece-in-law

1- Stepgrandnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepgrandniece.

stepgrandniece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024