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milk the bean

After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.
She really likes to milk the bean
by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021
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poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
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milk

something my dad had to get but had some trouble....help me find him...PLEASE.
My dad left for milk but didn't come back!
by niggacumwater November 23, 2019
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Milk

A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.

Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.
Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr

Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?
by indetermite August 12, 2022
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Milked Orange

A handsome young feller who happens to currently be having sex with your dad. He also dabbles in the fine arts of boxing and guitar playing. Although he still will have sex with your dad even if he is playing guitar
“Wow this Milked Orange guy is really cool and good at playing guitar, I’d so let him have sex with my dad”
by Poopy McFarklesnuff September 29, 2021
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The Milk Man

When you are pumping a pregnant chick and as you bust a nut in her you squeeze her titty so you get a mouth full of milk.
by Milkkkkkman June 27, 2017
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Milk Bread

imma eat your juicy thick fat tasty milk jugs i mean milk bread and after that ill shove it up my ass
by JuicyThicckMilkBread December 16, 2021
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