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Hand Pocket Dancer

A person who stays in a area not exceeding 2 square meters dancing in a combination of dips, twirls, fancy footwork and other kick ass moves whilst keeping his hands in his pockets at all times. Eye contact from spectators only serves to spur the hand pocket dancer on, although all comes to an end once his wife comes back from the toilet. From then on the hand pocket dancer appears like any other normal drinker propping up the bar.
"Hand Pocket dancer's off again!"
by lucyt October 18, 2008
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weak handed stranger

when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.
i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead
by coma061 January 21, 2009
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Second hand feels

It's the feelings you get when you're favorite tv/anime character dies or anything bad happens in the show which makes you feel.

Second hand because it is not happening in real life.
"Man I'm feeling down because of these damn second hand feels."

"Oh shit you watched The Boi in the Striped Pajamas?"

"Yeah man now I'm depressed"
by JayPK June 16, 2016
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one hand check

Way for a guy to quickly judge the size of a girl's breasts by quickly grabbing one breast.
Dude, I gave Amelia the one hand check. I thought she was a C but it turns out she's def a D!
by yettimatt September 17, 2011
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arabian hand job

when you get a hand job with a sandy palm that grinds your shaft
i gave myself an arabian hand job at the beach this afternoon
by nasty animal party December 31, 2009
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Philly Hand Shake

A prank played on someone whom passes out with their pants half-way down. A second person proceeds to slap a piece of white-american cheese on their ass-crack, then pull up their pants. The resulting heat melts the cheese and creates a philly cheese sandwich in their pants. The term "Hand Shake" coming from the motion of applying said cheese.
Jose` was passed out after drinking one night and being a dick to his wife. To get back at him, she slapped on a Philly Hand Shake. Yummy.
by wussm0nster September 17, 2010
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Left handed person

A person who is left handed uses their left hand instead of the right and probably is homosexual (Gay).
Left handed Nigga: uses left hand
Left handed Nigga=GAY
Left handed person is BIG GAY
by Mark benighton January 16, 2020
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