one hand check

Way for a guy to quickly judge the size of a girl's breasts by quickly grabbing one breast.

Dude, I gave Amelia the one hand check. I thought she was a C but it turns out she's def a D!

by yettimatt September 17, 2011

Second hand feels

It's the feelings you get when you're favorite tv/anime character dies or anything bad happens in the show which makes you feel.

Second hand because it is not happening in real life.

"Man I'm feeling down because of these damn second hand feels."

"Oh shit you watched The Boi in the Striped Pajamas?"

"Yeah man now I'm depressed"

by JayPK June 16, 2016

weak handed stranger

when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.

i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead

by coma061 January 21, 2009

hand plucked king

Some one who is hand plucked by God out of the millions and millions of people to be the one. It usually refers to Elvis or a sweaty fat man that has a lot of confidence, knows Ka-ra-tay and has side burns.

Elvis was the hand plucked king because God said that he was the one out of the millions and millions of people.

by handpluckedking May 21, 2009

arabian hand job

when you get a hand job with a sandy palm that grinds your shaft

i gave myself an arabian hand job at the beach this afternoon

by nasty animal party December 31, 2009

Hands Free Orgasm

The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.

John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.

Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.

Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021

Philly Hand Shake

A prank played on someone whom passes out with their pants half-way down. A second person proceeds to slap a piece of white-american cheese on their ass-crack, then pull up their pants. The resulting heat melts the cheese and creates a philly cheese sandwich in their pants. The term "Hand Shake" coming from the motion of applying said cheese.

Jose` was passed out after drinking one night and being a dick to his wife. To get back at him, she slapped on a Philly Hand Shake. Yummy.

by wussm0nster September 17, 2010