i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean

Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know

by JISUNGPARK March 26, 2018

All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018

All hawk and no tuah

Describes a person that uses suggestive language and gestures to look cool and fit in, but is actually prudish and doesn't follow through.

Megan said she was going to do it, but she's all hawk and no tuah.

by Strange Blacksmith June 20, 2024

god and father of all mankind

Jacob....

I love the God and Father of all Mankind, Lets worship him.

by Lordandsaviour of us all February 22, 2020

Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!

The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.

Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"

by Grand Priest of Cults July 16, 2019

all they want is pussy

kahlil likes pussy
ozzy is pure
admin is a gamer
neptune is cute
pog

kahlil: all they want is pussy
malk man: are you talking about yourself?

by ozzy wozzy November 1, 2020

All overwhere

all overwhere, ah yes it is used the same way as "everywhere" and "all over" they mean the same thing, why not mix the words?

mars: bro im so tired of this trip i wanna go home
uranus: SAMEEE?? theres trees all overwhere

mars: tf does that mean...

by kittypois:3 November 22, 2023