Cake

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself

•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake

Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat

Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?

Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.

Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away

by Some person yote January 6, 2019

cake by the ocean

a song that is dirtier than you may think (or thought)

'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'

by SlipperyTrashMan August 11, 2021

Cuprice Cake

A cup cake but with the base swapped for a rice cake.

Guy : "Hey you want to try my Cuprice Cakes?"

Tony: "What the hell is that?"

Guy : "Well I just made a cupcake but out of a rice cake."

Tony : ...

911 : "Hello what is your emergency?"

by Jim_Bobby February 2, 2018

Fuck Cake

A term used to describe basically anything that you want it to. It can be an insult as well.

Def1: Go get me the, the thing, you know, the uhhh, fuck cake.
Def2: You son of bitch stole my car! I’m gonna get you, you piece of fuck cake!!

by Biden is a dick April 6, 2021

funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins

look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!

by Gollywobble May 1, 2025

cake throat

A euphemism for Throat Cake that is sometimes used by the bashful when they don't want to talk about having semen in their throats, instead referring to 'cake'.

I had so much 'cake' stuck in my throat after I went up to Steve's room last night. I didn't know whether to spit it out or swallow it. I totally had cake throat.

by Deep Cakethroat December 4, 2013

Kendra Cakes

A woman whose essence lights up my life. Her warmth and affection are unparalleled and she is known for the intensity as well as depth of her love.

Kendra Cakes looking cute tho.

by Your Gerbil December 28, 2020