cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

cake

it's a dessert, you dumbass!!

me: (eating cake) i love cake, it's so delicious!

by ghosts_are_real May 30, 2018

Shower cake

When you having shower sex and your girl shits and you shove it up her butthole and lick it all out again.

Ex: The man Shower caked his girl cause she couldn’t hold it in

by Catlicker65 September 14, 2025

Cake

Yummy food made with chocolate sometimes

“M. Yum. Cake is very yum.”

by Skikpsibob m father February 1, 2021

Peen Cake

When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water

“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”

by The most smooth peen April 5, 2024

creamy cake

Somebody who swings both ways

"Shut up yew fuckin creamy cake"

by malfunction March 10, 2014

Cake Patch

Describes a girls ass that needs plowing

I wouldn’t mind tending to that cake patch

by Beastman91 June 15, 2024