RYAN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY AND SMART. HE IS SO SWEET AND HAS A HUGE DICK. HE IS THE SWEETEST GUY YOU WILL EVER MEET, IF YOUR MEAN TO RYAN YOU DESERVE TO DIE. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS MY BESTEST FRIEND AND PROBABLY GIVES THE BEST HUGS AND KISSES, I LOVE HIM.
by someonesomeonesomeone🍄🍄 December 28, 2021

M1: "Dude my girlfriend broke up with me last night because I pulled a Ryan Blaney"
M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"
M1: "I want you."
M2: "Bro what? What the fuck is a Ryan Blaney?"
M1: "I want you."
by IdkBruh24 November 14, 2024

I am myself a Ryan but I don’t see myself as any of these amazing things. We maybe lovers and forgive easily but the pain sticks and I know for a fact I don’t like opening up because I don’t want others to look down upon me and think less of me and worry about me because they don’t deserve any negativity. We have the most trouble finding girls usually because of how kind we can be and caring and not putting ourselves out there like others would at least that’s me. We are personality attractive probably but physically I don’t know about that.
Friend1: Yo have you seen Ryan I wanna tell him something
Friend2: no he’s probably with others right now or in class
Friend2: no he’s probably with others right now or in class
by TheTacoman33334 August 21, 2023

this kid. how do we explain. he shits leaves and falls off trees. his mom is like a billion years old. he drinks dirt water. he has recently recovered from a broke pinky, and can now play basketball. however, he looks like mario when he shoots. he wishes he could be like kelvin when he shoots, a pure sharp, but nope. also, he dated a girl named brianna. she a thot bitch hoe. also he killed XXX.
by ryanvano43 February 20, 2019

hes nice
he has nice hair
his accent is proper charming
but he'll flirt with you and then throw u to the side
he has nice hair
his accent is proper charming
but he'll flirt with you and then throw u to the side
by jamida April 24, 2019

A tall athletic basketball player that also plays video games but is underrated. A person that is dead inside but acts like he is fine. Tries to be positive and helps friends that’s in need but never receives help that is he needs. Never trusts anyone with his secrets because he feels uncomfortable sharing his information with others.
by Urbandictionaryryan September 28, 2020
