The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.
I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.
by Dez872 February 28, 2011
Get the Safety Roll mug.Noun; 1. the fat roll that hangs over female tourists' too-small tube tops. Usually seen above the Muffin Top and Moose Knuckle resulting from her too-tight short shorts.
2. a miniature, compacted version of a delicious breakfast pastry.
2. a miniature, compacted version of a delicious breakfast pastry.
1: "Wow, the extra small tube top on that mother of three is giving her such a huge Danish Roll, I think her kids could use it as a pillow."
2: "Hey girl, be careful where you swing that Danish Roll. You might knock somebody over."
3: "Dude, I'm starving, but can't get too full because I'm skydiving later. You up for a Danish Roll?"
2: "Hey girl, be careful where you swing that Danish Roll. You might knock somebody over."
3: "Dude, I'm starving, but can't get too full because I'm skydiving later. You up for a Danish Roll?"
by Breacula July 31, 2011
Get the Danish Roll mug.by KobeCl10 August 21, 2011
Get the Vagina Roll mug.Girl "Hey can you pass us some loo roll"
Guy "Get it yourself you dirtbag the whore roll is under the bed"
Guy "Get it yourself you dirtbag the whore roll is under the bed"
by Hardstyle_Huffy October 14, 2011
Get the Whore Roll mug.the job which a frigid fat or obese girl would give to her boyfriend.
an explanation is that the boyfriend would lube up her stomach and then push her 'rolls' over his penis then 'go to town with it'
an explanation is that the boyfriend would lube up her stomach and then push her 'rolls' over his penis then 'go to town with it'
boyfriend; Oh My god im so horny, please have sex with me.
Girlfriend ; No,
Bf; Give me a blowjob then.
gf; ill give you a roll-rub, if you have some lube.
bf ; ill spit on it.
Girlfriend ; No,
Bf; Give me a blowjob then.
gf; ill give you a roll-rub, if you have some lube.
bf ; ill spit on it.
by Rolfesaurus July 1, 2011
Get the roll-rub mug.v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.
An act designed for the lulz.
An act designed for the lulz.
Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"
Chad: "No, man."
Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."
Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."
Chad: "No, man."
Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."
Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."
by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011
Get the bump-roll mug.- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.
by Mr. Thor July 3, 2011
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