five finger discount

a rad song about shoplifting by choking victim

"i want to see, what's on sale what's for free"

FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT!

by rudie skankster July 13, 2007

Finger Fuck Fudge

The greasy, dirty, grimy residue which builds up around light switches, keyboards, cell phones and buttons which are frequently used by many people.

Clean the finger fuck fudge off from around the light switch.

by Thomas M. Goodnight February 26, 2009

Columbus hot finger

Penetrating an anus with a finger covered hot sauce in-lieu of sexual intercourse.

"i caught my girl cheating on me so i gave her a Columbus hot finger"

by deuscaput November 11, 2013

Alaskan Finger Fuck

Its when you get frost bite on your fingers and proceed to finger fuck a girl in her vagina or ass.

Ronnie stuck his cold fingers inside Ashley and Alaskan Finger Fucked Her from dusk till dawn.

by Kdogg563 July 16, 2016

five finger splay

When u put ur first in her pussy and splay the fingers. "Jazz hands"

She was a freak. I gave her the five finger splay

by Meezy806 December 17, 2018

Finger pound February

This is like destroy your dick December but it is for females finger pound February you cum 1 time on February 1st then 2 times on February 2nd etc. until February 31st

Hey this girl I know did all the days in finger pound February

by Real men eat ass July 15, 2019

Jerry finger dog

When jerry put 2 finger in the butt of his dog

jerry finger dog in butt

by Jerry finger dog June 19, 2019