Baby C is the baddest bitch in the universe. Do not fuck with her or she might knock your teeth out or slash your tires. She is the current holder of the fattest ass award as well as the #1 Lil Baby fan in the world. She may be baked all day, but that does not stop her from being an excellent baker herself. Gordon Ramsey was once so impressed by her highly-esteemed grilled cheese, that after being berated by her with such extreme anger, and after getting called an idiot sandwich, he offered her his job. Some adjectives to describe Baby C, also known as Clobaby, may include beautiful, hot, smart, cute, awesome, fiesty, silly, talented at dancing, funny, blunt, fierce, and badass.

“Hey Nat, how was your night last night?”

“Not good, I parked in Baby C’s parking spot. Will you drive me to go get my car from impound? I might need a new set of tires too.”

by Douglass Bubbletrousers May 28, 2022

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