ass plow

Acutally not a sexual term. This is like "getting screwed" in the social sense.

Man, I got ass plowed by that pop quiz today because I left my quantum physics book at home.

by monster rod von hugenstein September 25, 2003

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ass whore

used to describe a bitch that anyone can fuck up the ass.
she does not care who fucks her as long as she gets a date.

het dude...did you hear about marshall. he took robin out
and that ass whore gave it up knowing he is married. she is one easy cheap ass whore.

by phone fun April 8, 2006

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The resultant condition from prolonged periods of poor personal hygiene (i.e. lack of showering) and physical activity leading to an uncomfortable, sweaty, red burning ass reminiscent of a large, red and bulbous monkey's ass which has been dragged through the sand and dirt all day and appears quite painful.
(See the latin, rectus sebaceous primatus)

Dude I gotta take a shower - I got some wicked monkey ass!

by zagnut February 21, 2005

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ass snorkeling

Ass snorkeling is very similar to brown nosing, but to the extremes.

The only reason he's getting that promotion is because he's been ass snorkeling the boss.

by Phour September 18, 2006

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ASS IN FACE

ASS IN FACE= THE VIOLENT RUBBING OF ONE PERSONS ASSHOLE INTO THE FACE OF ANOTHER PERSON. COULD BE USED AS PUNISHMENT OR AS PLAY.

While intoxicated having a shower, your friends decide to brake in and throw cold water on you. So..... you decide to give " ASS IN FACE " Butt ass naked you run out of the shower and pin the first culprit to the ground and rub your wet ass in their face.--Added punishment to " ASS IN FACE " would be to fart- and I did.

by KRS325 March 29, 2009

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